Hangzhou!

I'm heading to Hangzhou for the National Day holiday. No class for an entire week - how glorious is that?? :) Although class today went extremely well, I had so many terrible classes yesterday. And since I am still recovering from a bad cold, my voice took a beating. I lost my voice in one class, and I almost cried. But, the good news is that a big group of students marched into my office during the lunch period and apologised. And one girl from that same class sent an apology via QQ, which is China's instant messenger. It's hard to stay mad at students when they're just so adorable.

Anyway, I'm taking a night train from Zhuzhou to Hangzhou, which is about an hour from Shanghai. I'm so excited. It's supposed to be a gorgeous place. I'll post pictures whenever I can. =)

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Quick Update

Today is Wed. Sept 28... I am still sick -- yesterday I went to the doctor's office, which requires a separate post to describe what went on, lol. I walked out with four new medications for only Y35 (around $5 USD) , which is quite a deal. Being sick in a foreign country is definitely not fun, and being sick without my mother or any other family/friends around really sucks. But hopefully I'll be feeling better before heading to Hangzhou for the October holiday (October 1-5 for National Day). My apartment is slowly getting fixed -- yesterday the internet repair guys came over, and today I'm having someone come over to fix the toilet. When that's fixed I'll finally be able to have people over, which will be nice. I'll upload some pics of my apartment when the repairs are done. :)

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This morning I went to a really cool exhibition hall with my student, Wendy. It was a huge, 3-story building dedicated to the past, present, and future of Zhuzhou. There was a room bigger than my entire apartment that had a 3D "to-scale" model of the entire city and its four districts. It was quite a cool place...and the best thing about it? It was free. :) She then took me to her family's home for a delicious lunch. Her parents didn't speak English, but it was still a fun time. They were super hospitable, making sure I took home bags of assorted dried fruits (I have no idea what some of these are...). Tomorrow is Jing Yan's Sports Day competition at ErZhong (senior school), the campus where I live, so I'll be a spectator cheering for all seventeen of my classes. :) Should be fun!

^ students prepping for Sports Day competitions

^ My student Wendy's family, from L to R:

Her biaomei (cousin), mama (mother), Wendy, and baba (father).

I am getting sick... i woke up with a sore throat, the chills, and a sore neck. I had a hard time during class because of a persistent headache, which only seemed to get worse as the day went on. My sweet friends Anlison and Aaron came over tonight to bring me a bag full of apples and pears and some Chinese medicine. Fingers are crossed for waking up feeling better in the morning.

Food Cravings

I've been craving hummus for the longest time... so if any of you feel like sending me a refrigerator full of Sabra hummus (and maybe some Stacy's Naked pita chips, too) I'd love you forever. ;)

^ Sept. 21

Jìngzhēng 竞争

"What is Jìngzhēng?" you may be asking. It means "contest" or "competition"... which is my latest and greatest strategy in classroom management. How do you control classes of 65 energetic, young, rambunctious students?
Why, by a competition of course!

The prize is watching a movie in class, although one could argue that bragging rights FAR outweigh the prospect of spending 40 mins watching a Pixar flick. The result -- for me at least -- is classes that are much better behaved. I should've thought of this earlier. :)

Instructions for hanging my new hooks...

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Thanks. That helps so much. Now I definitely know how to hang these. Hahaha..... TIC (This is China).

Yandi Square, Zhuzhou

My apartment is right across the street from this awesome public area. There's always lots going on here, especially at night. Typical sights include hundreds of ladies gathering for synchronised night dancing, kids rollerblading, street vendors, water/light show observers, couples sitting on the grass, etc. This pic was taken last night on an after-dinner walk with Nora. 

So, I woke up with a spider bite for the third time. I am officially freaked out. Especially after yesterday's spider escapade in the classroom. There was a humungous black spider in my 4th period class, and several boys were trying to whack it down with a broom. It fell from the ceiling and everyone was screaming and running (including me!!!) while a boy managed to jump on it and kill it with his shoe. Ugh. So disgusting. I found a google image that looks exactly like yesterday's spider. So the thought of something like that sinking its fangs into me as I sleep isn't exactly the most soothing thought.

I don't think I'll ever sleep again.

In other news, today I spent the morning at the park with two of my students. :)

We fed pigeons, danced with swords and drums, walked through a small amusement park, and then had a delicious lunch of noodles with various vegetables. Oh, and duck. For those of you who know me well, I am a vegetarian. So I do not eat any meat except the occasional fish. But today, I really had no choice. My student asked if I wanted a piece of pig ear. I kindly declined and she looked puzzled. She then passed me a piece of duck, smiled, and said, "Today is very happy weekend!" I knew any attempt at explaining vegetarianism would cause confusion and a potential misunderstanding. So I took the piece of duck from my smiling student and pretended to enjoy it.

The Chinese people don't easily understand vegetarianism. If you have enough money to buy meat then there's no reason why you wouldn't eat meat, in their eyes. So sometimes you just have to do whatever is expected of you in order to avoid causing offense. I've managed to pass up meat up til this point, and I will continue to insist on avoiding it. Especially since refrigeration is uncommon and the variety of animals considered edible is a bit disturbing.

Anyway, I had a great morning. I'm continuously surprised by the kindness and generosity of the Chinese people. They love showing me around and getting me to try different things. I'm well taken care of here. Every day is a new adventure.

Now it's time for a long-overdue afternoon nap. :)

^ every city in China seems to have a small amusement park

^ very aggressive pigeons

^ my student Linda and her grandmother

^ adorable dog

^ the drum ladies!

^ electrical box artwork

^ duck meat. it was, ugh, good. ahem.

So, while I was trying to rearrange my bedroom, which had been bothering me due its lack of fung shui, my bed totally broke. And I mean BROKE. collapsed. wooden boards everywhere.

It was a disaster. This kind of random shit just happens to me for some reason -- I've learned to just laugh it off and try to think of practical ways to fix stuff. Not the most convenient thing at one o'clock in the morning, but hey. This is China. Of course I didn't expect the screws on my bed to pull apart from the frame, but it happened. lol. And I'm pretty sure my neighbours below absolutely hate me. This hasn't been my first moving-furniture-in-the-middle-of-the-night infraction. Except this time a lot more stuff fell. I bet they couldn't sleep a wink last night.

Here are a few pictures from my night-time adventure. Thank God for Swiss army knives... I was able to reassemble the bed and shove it against the wall so hopefully it won't collapse again any time soon.

 ^ it felt like putting something together from Ikea. except less fun.

Success. finally got to sleep...at 3:00AM ^

Some Pics from Moon Festival 中秋節

^ Aaron and Anlison at dessert

^ Gang bei'ing (toasting) for a happy Moon Festival

At a beautiful lunch banquet with Anlison's parents and extended family

^ with a high-ranking military official, who is also the mayor of Zhuzhou I think.

^ Cheers!!!

^ walking around the park after luch

^ little tiger is stuck in the tree

^ fishing on a hot afternoon

^ pagoda... a landmark near the Xiang River

^ we won prizes for our incredible aim

^ at a delicious home-cooked dinner with Aaron's parents and grandmothers.

They were so sweet!

^ example of festival decorations found all over the city

^ with Anlison's family

^ delicious dessert at Aaron's place... fruit and moon cakes.

The moon cake on the left is traditional, whereas the one on the right is modern.

^ at the park's main gate

School begins at 6:50am and goes til 10:10pm here... crazy. I'm still in my office working on lesson plans and it's 8:20pm. The bell still goes off periodically to signal the beginning and ending of periods.
What a long day for the students!

Sháoshān 韶山

Today I traveled to Shaoshan, the birthplace of Mao Zedong, founder of China's Communist Party (CPC) and the People's Republic of China. It was a great day, despite being terribly sleep deprived. Proven recipe for a headache: have a few drinks at a party, get three hours of sleep, then get up bright and early to spend all day on your feet, and then have shots of Baijiu (白酒) at lunch. Baijiu means "white liquor", with a whopping 50-60% alcohol content by volume (or about 100-120 proof). Yeah... but I didn't drink by choice, it was gang bei'd upon me.

Anyway, the sights were really cool and I enjoyed spending the day in a more rural setting. Here are a few pictures from today.

^ Chinese word for "beginning" - shǐ
The first part of the character is nü 女, which means "woman"  

^ Walking around Mao's home during his early childhood years

^ With the monument at the town square

^ Jarret was brave enough to eat chicken feet

^ Place to give offerings and blessings to Mao

^ School children in the fields (there was some sort of documentary being filmed)

^ Feeding the huge orange fish (which I think were carp)

^ The big man himself, 毛泽东 

^ Beautiful painting of Mao's home in Sháoshān

^ Our breakfast was huge ~ pea/corn porridge, vegetables, noodles, egg, cucumbers, and more!

^ Lotus, a vegetable. We ate the seeds but you can also cook its roots. Yum!

And very healthy to eat during autumn, according to Chinese traditional medicine

^ Little boy watching the ducks

^ Small river in Sháoshān